It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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