i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Randomize
