Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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