its not stalking. its research.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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