Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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