Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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