I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
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Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
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I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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