ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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