I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
His nipple licking is glorious
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