Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
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