HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
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First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
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You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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