I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Randomize
