is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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