you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Actions speak louder than pants.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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