I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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