Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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