Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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