I'm going to jail i love you
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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