i think my tv is drunk
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
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If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
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I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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