if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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