Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
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the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
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I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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