I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
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you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I'm at about main and main street
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Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that