Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
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i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
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Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI