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  just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.

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• (607): View more from New York

  do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?

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  25 People Confess The Most Awkward Situation They’ve Ever Been In

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  he tried to breastfeed my turtle

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking

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• (310): View more from California

  Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.

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  These Are 21 Of The Most Delusional People Ever

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?

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• (716): View more from New York

  Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila

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  Step 4: your drunk

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• (406): View more from Montana

  You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....

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• (+49): View more from Germany

  Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused

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• (315): View more from New York

  I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.

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