we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
birth control should be required to get into college
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
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We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
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Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.