Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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