I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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