All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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