Just mADE A PArabola og urine
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
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It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
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i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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