Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
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Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
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Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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