I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
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Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
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What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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