On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
We just shotgunned beers for America
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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