This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
True college students do jello shots in the library
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