Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Randomize
