well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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