I will die if light touches me.
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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