If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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