Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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