I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.