What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
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You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
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so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to