...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
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i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
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Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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