Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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