This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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