I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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