I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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