I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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