And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
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Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
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How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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