And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
he fucked my hip out of place.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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