Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
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I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
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I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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