Who did Billy Mays play for?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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