Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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