Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
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would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
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Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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