would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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