found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
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