and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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