Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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