You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
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We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
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Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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