That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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