Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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