tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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