naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
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Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
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She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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