if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
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As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
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I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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