why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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